My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”
Winston was fearless for his first vet exam
LUKE IS 17 IN THIS PHOTO AND ASHTON IS THE OLDEST AND IS THE SHORTEST AND LUKE IS JUST THE FRIENDLY GIANT AND OH FUCK.
“You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep.”
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
wtf is with America.. get me out..
americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
sooooo i got a new sweater that i’m going to wear whenever i go to a new persons house to make things a bit easier