FOOD LORD SARAH

nope.

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homoish:

There was a boy who was like 12 and he yelled to this girl “hey are you my hoe” and she was like “yeah obviously” and I said “how old are you” and he replied “old enough” and I said “old enough for what? To get your own sippy cup?” anD HIS WHOLE FRIEND GROUP RIOTED AND APPLAUDED ME

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